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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.