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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.