How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?

You slap him and he slaps you back!

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren