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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts