What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.