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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?