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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.