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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.