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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.