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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.