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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.