What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.