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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Their victims never see them coming.

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Protestants have sects.

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Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.