What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind