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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!