What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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They both came in a little behind.

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I didn't even know they were catholic.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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