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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.