How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.