How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.