Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.