Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.