Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond