What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!