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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law