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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts