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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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It's over, man.

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Press pray.

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Oven mitts.

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*