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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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A funny bunny

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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Chopsticks

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Oven mitts.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts