What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract