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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.