Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag