Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!