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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.