What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.