What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride