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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!