What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.