What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.