What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket