What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What's better than tennis?

Elevenis