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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark