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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.