What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!