What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.