What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf