What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.