What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.