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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.