What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.