What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.