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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.