What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).