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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog