What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW