What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.