What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.