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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead....