What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.