What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty