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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.