How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.