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How does a pirate tip his hat?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.