How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap