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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.