How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.