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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool