He sipped his drink before it was cool
Icee.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Asking for a friend
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
Getting ready for work
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
We're walking four abreast.
Hello, ladies.
On a blind date!
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
A cannibal