Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?