Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.