Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth