He sipped his drink before it was cool
Icee.
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
Well..it's not hard
He was taking a look around
They hate getting cured.
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Because there's no karma involved.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Ground Coffee.
Like that.
Fire.
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire