Sip Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!