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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire