Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua