Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
Because proper tea is theft.
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Your grandparents.
Punchline
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
