Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!