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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee