Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.