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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.