Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
They have the gift of tongues...
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
With Starbucks!
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Maulbec
Tchai Tea
