Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!