Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.