What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.