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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.