What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.