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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!