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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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The knock speeds up.

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.