Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas