Why is CoD like women? - Curious Supply

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.