Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country