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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.