Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.