What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.