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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's?

A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.