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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.