What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.