What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail