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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail