What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID