What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.