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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!