What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.