What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!