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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.