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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!