What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!