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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings