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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.