What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.