What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What did the cannibal wipe with...... after he ate some people at the library?

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.