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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.