What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What did one saggy tt say to the other saggy tt?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...