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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!