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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...