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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.