What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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None, we just swap out your whole house

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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.