Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A poultrygeist
Because there's no body there!
Because he went crackers.
Her brother has a moustache.
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
You hear about them but never see them
Chicken chow meng.