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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.