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Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars