Cholo Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

Ey, get off me homes!

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)