Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.