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Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..