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Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Crip Jokes More Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best Spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours