Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

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What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!