All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
To make sure he still wasn't there.
A. He uses "windows".
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
A polterheist.
They're writing their last will and testament.
To the morgue.
Because hes got no Sole!
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.