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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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