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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.