What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

Napkin.