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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Nap Kin Jokes More Nap Kin Jokes

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN