What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Unfazed*

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Nap-kin

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Dough!

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He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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Napkin.