What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a tired tumblrina?

A nap-kin.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN