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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress