How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...