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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!