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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!