How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.