How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.