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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.