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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard