What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?