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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)