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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!