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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!