What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.