What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.