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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.