March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Previous Random Joke Next
Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.