How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30