How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.