How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...