What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.