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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.