What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.