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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce