How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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