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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.