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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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