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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.