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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!