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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.