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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.