Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

Far-from-thinkin

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What is punctuation's favorite curry?

L&a