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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.