Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP