What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.