Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
A Durantula.
How waiters should greet people
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
