What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";