What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.