Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Hasbro Jokes More Hasbro Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

Tickle Elmo Jokes More Tickle Elmo Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!