Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

How does Hasbro test tickle me Elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Test tickles

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.