Elmo Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Testicle Jokes More Testicle Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Hasbro Jokes More Hasbro Jokes

How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's?

They have test-tickles.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Tickle Elmo Jokes More Tickle Elmo Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.