Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.