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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.