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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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The No-Bell prize.

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A no-bell prize

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.