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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The Nobel Prize.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.