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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a Nobel Prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.