Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'